This is the leader of the free world
These are just a few of the quotes that help define Donald Trump:
• The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!
• We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.
• I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.
• I think apologizing's a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I'm ever wrong.
• You know, it doesn't really matter what they write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
• (On Asians) When these people walk into the room, they don't say, 'Oh hello, how's the weather? It's so beautiful outside. How are the Yankees doing? They're doing wonderful, that's great.' They say, 'We want deal!'
• He's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured.
• All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
• Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest, and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.
• (On Carly Fiorini) Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?
• I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.
• (On a female lawyer taking a break to pump breast milk for her three-month old daughter) You’re disgusting.
• (On Apprentice contestant Brande Roderick) It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.
• Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?
• (On racists and counter-protestors) I think there is blame on both sides. I have no doubt about it, and you don’t have any doubt about it either. … You had some very bad people in that group, but you also had people that were very fine people on both sides.
• You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
• When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you … they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
• Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father …
• (On Kim Kardashian while pregnant) She’s gotten a little bit large. I would say this, I don’t think you should dress like you weigh 120 pounds.
• A person who is flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.
• (On U.S. District Judge Ganzalo Curiel) He’s a Mexican. We’re building a wall between here and Mexico. The answer is, he is giving us very unfair rulings — rulings that people can’t even believe.
• Look at my African American over here.
• If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?
• The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
• I'm also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has.
• (On entering Miss Universe dressing rooms unannounced) I sorta get away with things like that.
• (On Jessica Leeds, who accused him of sexual assault) Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you.
• Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?
• You can get that baby out of here. Don’t worry, I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking. That’s Ok. People don’t understand. That’s Ok.
• (In response to the Khans, a Gold Star family, whose son died in Iraq in 2004 and who said he had "sacrificed nothing to no one.") I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard.
• I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand. (Translation: since you're so much less intelligent than me, you couldn't possibly understand how humble I am.)
• (Following the Orlando nightclub massacre) Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!
• There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.
• I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. (See my last blog)
• (Praising two audience members who tackled a protestor at one of his rallies) That was so great. Who was the person who did that? Put up your hand, put up your hand. Bring that person up here. I love that.
• (On a condolence call to Myeshia Johnson, a woman whose husband was killed in action in Niger) (He) knew what he signed up for… but when it happens it hurts anyway.
• The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!
• We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.
• I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.
• I think apologizing's a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I'm ever wrong.
• You know, it doesn't really matter what they write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
• (On Asians) When these people walk into the room, they don't say, 'Oh hello, how's the weather? It's so beautiful outside. How are the Yankees doing? They're doing wonderful, that's great.' They say, 'We want deal!'
• He's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured.
• All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
• Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest, and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.
• (On Carly Fiorini) Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?
• I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.
• (On a female lawyer taking a break to pump breast milk for her three-month old daughter) You’re disgusting.
• (On Apprentice contestant Brande Roderick) It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.
• Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?
• (On racists and counter-protestors) I think there is blame on both sides. I have no doubt about it, and you don’t have any doubt about it either. … You had some very bad people in that group, but you also had people that were very fine people on both sides.
• You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
• When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you … they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
• Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father …
• (On Kim Kardashian while pregnant) She’s gotten a little bit large. I would say this, I don’t think you should dress like you weigh 120 pounds.
• A person who is flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.
• (On U.S. District Judge Ganzalo Curiel) He’s a Mexican. We’re building a wall between here and Mexico. The answer is, he is giving us very unfair rulings — rulings that people can’t even believe.
• Look at my African American over here.
• If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?
• The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
• I'm also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has.
• (On entering Miss Universe dressing rooms unannounced) I sorta get away with things like that.
• (On Jessica Leeds, who accused him of sexual assault) Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you.
• Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?
• You can get that baby out of here. Don’t worry, I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking. That’s Ok. People don’t understand. That’s Ok.
• (In response to the Khans, a Gold Star family, whose son died in Iraq in 2004 and who said he had "sacrificed nothing to no one.") I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard.
• I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand. (Translation: since you're so much less intelligent than me, you couldn't possibly understand how humble I am.)
• (Following the Orlando nightclub massacre) Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!
• There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.
• I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. (See my last blog)
• (Praising two audience members who tackled a protestor at one of his rallies) That was so great. Who was the person who did that? Put up your hand, put up your hand. Bring that person up here. I love that.
• (On a condolence call to Myeshia Johnson, a woman whose husband was killed in action in Niger) (He) knew what he signed up for… but when it happens it hurts anyway.
